To understand and get along with women: Follow The Rules: THE RULES

1. The Female Always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
3. No male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects that the male knows THE RULES then,

"THE OTHER RULES" shall apply.

5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it should happen that the Female is wrong, it will be because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male, deliberately and flagrantly, said or did wrong.
7. Should rule 6 apply the male shall immediately apologise for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female may , and frequently will, change her mind at any time that seems appropriate or not as the case may be.
9. The male shall not change his mind, save with written permission from two or more consulting Females.
10. The Female has every right to be upset, angry, tearful, headachy, furious, jealous, irate, resentful, incensed, suspicious, wrathful or sentimental without apparent, or any, cause at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female requires that he be angry or upset.
12. The male must know R11 intuitively because the Female is expressly forbidden to tell him of her need for him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt by the male to document , or disseminate,

THE RULES

shall result in immediate Grievous Bodily Harm.
14. When the Female has P.M.T. THE OTHER RULES shall apply.
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