I can play the piano by ear using both hands and doing chords etc. but can't read music. I have also played the big organ in church (but not the pedals)
I'd like to be able to play the violin (reels and jigs, not classical stuff)

When I was a little girl, I had a Hohner harmonica and a recorder, and could do quite a bit with them.

And a Fyffes banana!!! In the early sixties they gave away plastic hollow bananas made like a whistle, with eight holes. I could play several jolly tunes on that, but my father chucked it away as he said it was driving him mad. :(