I searched for "Leave EU 12 million Guardian" and there it was right at the top. No guesswork involved. Anyway, back to the issues.

If the USA are going to sanction countries trading with Iran, as has been declared by President Twittler, how will our super deals with the USA fare?

Looks like we are going to pull out of Europe, continue trading with Iran and strike up wonderful trans-Atlantic deals. And for my next trick...