One of the few times I sat through Celebrity Apprentice
was when Cyndi Lauper was one of the contestants.
She was a trouper and more than held up her end.
Unlike one fellow who got drunk and crashed on a sofa,
who must not be named.

However, from the beginning,
the corporate favorite was the late Joan Rivers.
She and the Donald, I must say, were two of a kind.

I cheered Cyndi on, anyhow.

Now she turns up -- as she did last night on network television --
in an advertisement for a medication
for a form of psoriasis.