Good gracious Rob, you must be extremely fit and strong!

We were married in a Registry Office as my husband's a Muslim.
The Registrar had the duty to speak to each of us privately to ensure we each understood what we were doing. He asked me if I was aware that Muslim men could have up to four wives, but only one would be legal. I replied that I hoped he would go for four, as one could do the ironing, another the cooking, another the cleaning and I could put my feet up.
He had a job to hide his smile...