One just can't escape the blooming thing can one? The TV News seemed to devote an awful lot of time to the coming Wedding. It showed lots of absolutely daft people camping out, covered in flags and bunting, in the street outside Windsor Castle. It's been awfully chilly recently; I bet they were cold during the night. Must be utterly bonkers!

And now it seems the couple are having TEN tiny tots as pages and bridesmaids. Ages ranging from TWO (!) to seven. It will look like a kindergarten outing. I can imagine the little puddles appearing on the floor of the chapel...

I'm actually surprised at myself, because as I said above, I'd have thought I'd have been far more excited and interested than this. Instead I seem to be a bit scornful and irritated.
I'd forgotten about Ramadan (started yesterday), so no TV snacks for poor husband during the football. Not even a glass of lemonade, until dusk falls.