I expect I'll wake up after it's all over.. or be sat on the bog while it's finishing...

I don't have to make any effort to avoid it all...



Roll back time...

Me and my then girlfriend decided to avoid Di and Chaz's weddding
by hitching down to remotest Cornwall to go camping in a field...

On the day of the wedding we sat outside our tent brewing a pot of water and teabags

When a lady in a caravan across the field shouted over

"would you like to come over and watch the wedding on our portable telly...???"

My girlfriend, a fiercely radical student feminist shouted back "oooh.. yes..thanks..."

We broke up a day or two later on that camping trip....