Just before I checked into Mudcat, and this thread, my hubby sent me this. Timing!

Last night as I lay sleeping I died or so it seemed Then I went to heaven But only in my dreams But then St Peter met me There at the pearly gates He said "I must check your record Please stand here and wait" He turned and said "Your record Is covered with terrible flaws On earth I see you laboured For every losing cause I see you drank alcohol And used smokes and drugs too Fact is you've done everything A good man should never do We can't have men like you up here Your life is full of sin" Then he read the last of my record Grasped my hand and said "Come in"

He took me up to the big boss and said "Take him in and treat him well He used to work for ******* He's done his time in hell"

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Hugs and kind thoughts from Oz, too. Helen