Husband toiling away in the garden mowing the lawn. I've been out the front weeding but have come indoors for a quick cuppa and a slice of coffee cake.
Usually on a Saturday there are lots of people passing with their dogs and children, but the place is like a ghost town. I suppose they're all indoors glued to their TV sets. I refuse to turn ours on.

Dave, keep away from that nasty Spam won't you?

I'd better go out and do some more weeding, or husband may think I'm skiving! (What, ME??)