You, Bee-dub, aren't hip to the jive. And who are you to stifle the creativity of those children? Why, you may as well have smothered them in their cradles! What business of yours is it what they do with their food? If it offends you, don't watch! Your "eating" and "having" are too possessive and demonstrate a nearly overt desire for paternalistic cannibalistic slavery! Are you such a savage as that? You must be re-educated and your teachers have already been dispatched.