Holy sh**!! I was just walking down Paltalk Main Street, and all of a sudden there were muddy moggies flying through windows and doors and bits of broken furniture everywhere.

It makes you feel just a bit wanted when you log in to PalTalk and find yourself inundated with invitations, but, hell, there are old friends split over several sites - who do you offend first - you can't pretend not to be there?

I'm only a passing musicianer who enjoys playing to an audience and chatting to friends. Life's getting too complicated.

I know there have been problems, but lighten up, folks, it's starting to feel a bit like Palestine hereabouts!

It's almost enough to make me set up Radio Lanfranc, but, hey, wouldn't that be an ego trip?