Big Al I often wondered about an entire conversation in the form of popular lyrics. Well done.

Senofou Since I was seven I have called lateral thinking "The Donuel Method". You see I am a profound dyslexic in every classic sense of the term. I am prone to confound or annoy a few here with my amusement, abuse and misuse of language.
Subconscious language, hypnosis and cartooning are my second nature.

Lateral thinking, its what or all I have to work with.
Spell check does the rest.