Steve'o, if you go on Youtube and type in 'Two Ronnies Aldershot Brass Band', at 4.28 they sing Ain't it a pity... (I love that one)

The best though is the first song, "'ello 'ows yer love life Jack?"
Barker asks, "Is it still the six-foot brunette? The one with the enormous (crash! bang! crash! bang! on the cymbals) Always makes me die laughing.