And lo, they turned up at hoity-toity Toronto parties and raised their eyebrows during overheard intellectual discourses and drawled rahther languidly, "O Reeely???" For they were a wastrel, wenching lot, (one might say a dozey lot would they but acknowledge their dark English past). And they knew not of what they spake, but even so, thus, for a time, were they able to hide their shameful iggorance among the multitudes of their betters...

And such were called from the first, from the veriest first of times, O-reely-ans, and the word through all the land was that they had come from a heathen, ondogly wilderness called Orillia....

~Soozapaloozawottadooza, a Bbm prophet, in The Word According to the Hoobie Dooby