Frank, your opening post is adorable, and there ARE things I could share, but I am going to have to go with my first thought upon reading the thread title. I've tried to hold this in since I first saw it, but it's hurting too much to keep it in!

Now I see this is YOUR thread, and it's even better!

So Thought One was: "THEY HAVE FLEAS."

Thought Two: "You will have to come investigate personally to see exactly what I mean by that!"

I am sure the right kind of music will drive out the fleas. Perhaps you will be the Pied Piper of... no, we are not in Potter County, lessee.... hafta work on that one!

We'll use the amps. Electrric Exterminators. Porch band. Do you want to play the distortion-pedaled bass?

*G*

~S~