The French Canadian in me joins with Mr. Trudeau in being insulted at these spurious Trump White House arson allegations. Surely, it was not French Canadians who burned down the White House...
I don't know which side of the Detroit River we were on at the time, but I'm sure it was the right side. The last time we went to see it, the family homestead was a striptease joint next to the bus station in Windsor, so you can tell we come from hearty stock....

-Joe Ouellette Langlois Offer-

"Proud to Be Canadian" (Arrogant Worms): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-T3coiH-ss