I had an ultrasound scan of my abdomen fairly recently, and I must say I didn't much like the young lady that performed it. She said she saw a small gallstone, but it wasn't blocking the duct. Then she sneered a bit and said, "Your ovaries are completely withered though!"
Cheeky mare! At my age, I should blooming think they are!

Scanners are strange folk. I also had an MRI scan on my head, as I have a large blind spot in one eye. The young lad was very reassuring as they fed me into the machine, but he said "You've got a kinky blood vessel which is pressing on the optic nerve. Not a problem really, and we can see you DO have a brain, so that's good isn't it?"
(Husband laughed and said he'd had some doubts!)