The only trouble with cycling is all the damn cars in the way.

What are those selfish swine doing using the last drops of our world's precious fossil fuel to drag their unfit bodies around? (I except those who are disabled.)

As for "cycling two and three abreast", it's very easy to imagine that people are cycling three abreast when in fact it's a perfectly legal two. And it's much safer for drivers if people cycle side-by-side than if they cycle in a single line.

A lot of places are now allowing cyclists to go through red lights when it's safe to do so.