It is a long, long time
since I was young enough to get my last look
at a Sears ink-and-paper mail-order catalog.

Those things were huge.
Doorstops, almost.

Do they still print those out
or has the printed Sears catalog
gone the way of the dodo?

Certainly, as Rapparee pointed out,
I still receive mail-order catalogs in my mailbox;
but they are little skinny ones,
fastened with a pair of staples in the middle.