Hahahaha Mike! I hold the Olympic gold medal for confusion.

Just today I stupidly left my husband's bank card wallet on the counter of a souvenir shop (National Trust property at Blickling) He gives it to me when we go out together to put in my handbag, and I laid it down and forgot.
Fortunately the shop lady had noticed it and had kept it safe. We fled back and she handed it over. Phew! Major Senile Moment.

Have you heard of CRAFT groups? Can't Remember A F****** Thing... :)