Dan, you'll have to stock up on hearing aids (and batteries that don't go with them), and cheaters (reading glasses), none of which can ever be left where easily found.

The fun side will be keeping friends off balance, never knowing which side is your "good" ear day to day, to shout into-- and they'll enjoy treasure hunting for those glasses. You might want sparkly chains to hang a couple pair on your neck. :-|

Then there's the ID tattoo so police can get you home when you're lost, and don't forget to sign up for a panic button today.

A new fitness regime: start following people closely, talking to them, as they try to wind up your little chats and start edging away. You'll get lots of nice slow exercise that way.

~S~