I want a man. I want a man
I want a mansion in the sky....

I want a neck, i want a neck,
i want a necklace made of pearls...

I want a screw, i want a screw
I want a screwdriver for my car....

Let’s go to bed (bet) let’s go to bed (bet)
Let’s go to Betty’s house tonight...

And when the dam dam dam dam damage is done
We’re gonna have our child child childish fun
In the good ole summertime

And there was granny
Swinging on the outhouse door
Without her nightie
And even though she’s 84
She’s pretty sexy
And grandpa’s yelling “More more more”
He’s 94