They're there, but they don't play ANY stringed instruments. If you get there you are issued a trumpet, a pre-sale Conn and you magically become better than Bix or Hirt or Monk or ANYBODY (unless you already are, and then you become better than yourself). If you are sent Elsewhere, well, I hope you enjoy oboe-bagpipe-banjo sonatas played by former string players with no sense of key, timing, or rhythm.