My Irish mother would shout up the stairs in the morning, "Will you hurry up down!"

I noticed a 'meme' today which said, "Behold the field in which I cultivate my f****. Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!" Marvellous way of saying "I don't care!"

One of the prisoners I visited was a Scouser and very funny. He told me whenever he was arrested (which was frequently) the Police filled in a description form and always asked, "What colour are your eyes?" and he always replied, "I don't know, I can't see them."