Good heavens Jos, she was one very lucky lady! You could have pocketed the blooming lot!

Some people seem to be in a permanent strop.
We went to investigate a new double mattress at a shop called Mattressman. We inspected several on offer, then approached the salesman to ask about prices. He was absolutely horrid and obviously in an extremely bad temper. He nearly bit us, like a savage rottweiler.

I began to wonder if it was one of those spoof TV programmes where they set up a situation then film it. But no. After being barked at, snarled at and grunted at, we made our excuses and left.

On the way home we began to laugh, (we're usually laughing, things tickle us a lot) I wonder how many beds the chap actually sold?