Rewster sounds like a complete bellend...

...of course, he might not be.. he is a GUEST mudcatter after all..........

I went to Grammar School and had music theory forced on me from week one
by a very unforgiving ex-army music teacher,
who was bitter that he never made it as a Jazz musician in Paris after the war.
He took it out on us 11 year old boys...

so shove that up yer bass clef...

Thank the music gods for electric guitars and fuzz boxes...