Now the following is what I CALL absurd. It is not possible to serve yourself a portion of Weetabix in the normal manner, i.e., by taking the Weetabix out of the pack and placing it in your cereal bowl on the kitchen worktop, unless you have the hoover handy. I get round this by doing this manoeuvre deep in the kitchen sink. In addition, any cereal bowl that has had Weetabix in it will have bits of food set like concrete for the rest of your life unless you rinse out the bowl within five minutes of finishing your breakfast. You do have to wonder what's happening in your insides when you eat Weetabix...