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Thread #164453   Message #3935228
Posted By: Donuel
04-Jul-18 - 11:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: Your 5 greatest speeches
Subject: RE: BS: Your 5 greatest speeches
David Carter sounds like a tweet man.


The foolish Pfizer speech.

The Pfizer guys are haggling with the NICE
And while they talk, the cancer spreads again
You’ll get your pills when they’ve agreed a price

You’ll get your answer when they’ve rolled their dice
And dealt your hand out in their counting den
The Pfizer guys are haggling with the NICE

So just be patient, please heed our advice
At some point, they will tell the patients when
You’ll get your pills, when they’ve agreed a price

Shareholders and Execs must get their slice
Your longer life lies with the money men
The Pfizer guys are haggling with the NICE

It’s hard for them to make this sacrifice
Each penny off’s a penny less for them
You’ll get your pills when they’ve agreed a price

Nine months of talks to get the charge precise
Let’s hope that you can stay alive till then
The Pfizer guys are haggling with the NICE
You’ll get your pills when they’ve agreed a price

Twice as nice is the virus delivery devise
It is a one time treats all for life
instead of pricey pills for all your ills.



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I moralize the most here on mudcat but rarely in real life.
BWL put it best regarding brief cycles in life and life and death itself.

"For what it's worth, I am a Taoist. I do not believe in a "supreme being" in the theistic sense. I do not believe in the Judeo-Christian concept of Heaven or Hell, but I am not a hard-core atheist who denies the possibility of "life after death".

What I do believe is that we humans are a bit like flying fish. We live in an ocean, we jump out of it and behave like birds for a while, then we flop back into the ocean and re-assume our true natures as fish."

cool speech