Hey, Guest, I do need to trace a Yahoo user who has been badmouthing my daughter. How do I do it? A lot of very well informed friends (includign ones who get paid by computer comapnies) tell me I can't.

And as for the AMericans who reckon it's OK to send the CIA to see UK schoolkids, what would you do if we sent James Bond (or similar) to question USA schoolgirls?