The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3936069
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
08-Jul-18 - 10:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Mom never worries about her top or bottom falling off. She only swims at clothing optional beaches. And if she can't find such a beach, she carries, in the trunk of her Yugo, a large sign saying
CLOTHING OPTIONAL BEACH!
IF NUDITY OFFENDS YOU,
JUST FUCKIN' LEAVE!
that she sticks in the sand. Nobody gets to tell Mom where she can and can't get some sun on her buns!