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Thread #164487   Message #3936442
Posted By: Donuel
10-Jul-18 - 09:28 AM
Thread Name: Songs to welcome Trump to the UK
Subject: RE: BS: Songs to welcome Trump to the UK
Dreamin on Air Force One to London


Sittin', shitin', stinkin', tweetin'
Wonderin' what he'll do when he's through insultin tonight
Gropin, mopin', maybe just hopin'
Some little girl will not stop him
He don't wanna be alone
but loves his girl at home
He remembers what she said
like a song stuck in 'is head
She said, "my, my, my, don't tell lies,
Keep fidelity in your head
My my my, don't tell lies,
When you're done you should go to bed
Don't tell lies like a spider to a fly
Don't tell people who your hero is or you're dead"
Sit up, fed up, don't look at all those faces
His enemies and friends all switch places
Betin', regretin', superficially thinkin'
About all the cash left on the global table
He dreamed he said "hi" like a spider to a fly
Rememberin' what his little girl said
She is scaple pretty, flirty,
but she looked about thirty
He should have run away with his daughter
At least he oughta today
but there is royal pussy in play
To the Queen of Hearts he said "hi"
like a spider to a fly
Jump right on the web
and tweet all there is to tell

"only Putin loves ME, so Allies can go to hell."

He Dreamed he's the greatest most powerful King

As the plane suddenly fell