No kids; all my dependants have four feet:

Bentley, the Labra-Dane, who is the best dog in the whole world.

Buddy, the elderly Basset hound, who recently got his Therapy Dog certificate. He doesn't think its a big deal, he just sits there and gets petted lots and lots. But the seniors really enjoy him.

Jack, the huge orange tabby. Knows how to say "FEED ME" in six languages, all of them annoying. But he comes when he's called and fetches.

Bones, the not-so-large black cat. Survived being run over (before I knew him) and three months in a body cast. Now he can jump my six-foot stockade fence without thinking twice about it (which is why he doesn't get to go outside anymore!) No mouse lives that he can't catch (another reason to keep him in - he only eats the heads and leaves the poor headless bodies as "presents" for me). Can't sleep unless his paw is entwined around my ankle.

Three box turtles; the sexual prowess of the male is documented on the Turtle Mating thread.

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