Hey, man, no offence taken, eh? If ya wanna spice up the peppermint stuff, take a cup of Kalua and a bunch of whipped cream and put in a blender, eh? Then mix it 50/50 with the peppermint tea and drink shots of the stuff. Chase it with ice beer.

I figure the only way my life could get any better is if I had a key to the liquor store and the beer store afterhours. Maybe I shoudl get a job there as janitor! Geez, there's an idea, eh? I'm gonna check it out.

And if, like, Shania could visit on weekends too, eh?

and if I won the lottery.

And if I had a new 4 x 4.

And another snowmobile. ONe wiht a jacuzzi in the back.

What the hell, you only live once, eh?

- BDiBR