UK Version

Have you ever caught
Your bollocks in a mangle

To see them dangle
Before your eyes?

Have you ever caught
Your bollocks in a mangle

To see if they would
Attract some flies?

Have you ever caught your
Bollocks in a mangle

So you could piss off
The others guys?

Well, if you've done all that
Then I'll tip my hat

And give you a
Great big prize


Here's a link to the best version on YT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U40OIESDwlU


And here's a link to the junior high school version mentioned above...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCwbuoVtJBc


HAPPY BASTILLE DAY