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Thread #162855 Message #3937919
Posted By: Steve Shaw
17-Jul-18 - 10:13 AM
Thread Name: BS: Post Brexit life in the UK
Subject: RE: BS: Post Brexit life in the UK
"What is so difficult about voting yes or no?"
Shall we decide to get divorced, dear?
Yes! About time!
There, what was so difficult about that!
Nothing, dear. Piece of cake!
Er, but what about the house? Sell it? But there won't be enough for us to buy two separate ones...
And what about the savings? Oi, if you think you're having half you can go and whistle - they came out of my earnings while you were at home with the kids, and I always earned a lot more than you!
Oh, so bringing up the kids isn't important, is it! Bastard! I sacrificed my career for our kids!
And you can forget having a slice of the fifty grand my dad left me. Keep it in the family!
I AM family, you swine!
And the kids... they should live with me, not you. In fact, I should keep the house.
Oh yeah, sez who! Let's ask THEM who they want to live with!
But they're only five and three, you prat!
And I keep the sports car because you drive the J-reg Astra all the time...
Bugger off! That is NOT how it works and you know it!
And I get to have half your pension because looking after the kids meant I couldn't build mine up...
Oh yeah???! .................
Yes Iains, just a simple matter of yes or no, innit! Bwahahaha!