Sir Cliff can gain satisfaction from punishing the BBC/licence payers.
But all the allegations, speculation, gossip and rumours, behind the police search,
will always remain easily available widely dispersed and archived on the internet...

...and frankly, the dark scandalous urban legends are so shocking and entertaining...
they ought to be true - it'd make a bloody good comedy drama musical movie...

Maybe just change names to protect the 'innocent'...???

It'd be one of the best dark underbelly of showbiz films since the classic "Expresso Bongo"...

[full uncut version now finally available on Blu-ray...]