In summers like this in Bude I walk around in a state of permanent two-pronged delusion. First, I think I'm Adonis, even at my age. You should see my tan, and I consider even my white bits to be not half bad. Second, I'm convinced that all these beautiful young women with slender bare tanned legs right up to their gorgeous callipygian buttocks (and said buttocks are not infrequently hanging deliciously half-out below their woefully and wonderfully inadequate shorts) are all doing it just for me and that they can't wait for my tender experienced hands to caress those lovely soft yielding curves. There, Little Hawk. Happy now? :-)

As Ada said to Cissy, the trouble with you is that you've got sex on the brain. Replied Cissy, yeah, I'm thinking of having it lowered....