Urban Dictionary: Cockwomble
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cockwomble

The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places

"From the definition Iains proposed, I'm guessing he must move in some very unsavoury circles. I guess we'll all have to take his word for it."

I think we can all see what sort of person backwoodsman is. Very backward judging by the mode of presentation of his arguments.