Words as sung

We're reet down in't coal'ole wheer't muck slaps on't winders
We've used all our coal up and we're reet down t'cinders
When bum bailiff comes callin' he won't know wheer't find us
Coz we're reet down in't coal'ole wheer't muck slaps on't winders

Words the pedants would insist on

We are in the basement where the dust accumulates on the casement
We have utilised all our anthracite and we have nothing left but the residue
When the landlords representative visits he will not know where we are
Because we are in the basement where the dust accumulates on the casement

:D tG