It's not true! I was extremely near-sighted and had to wear thick-lensed glasses a long time before I even became aware of the possibility of masturbation. I think it was school that did it to me...given that I was under incredible stress there. My eyesight was just fine until a couple of years into primary school...then it started deteriorating rapidly. I think my declining eyesight was a way of trying to escape from seeing the world that was terrorizing me. Well...that is...the people who were terrorizing me.

As for the hairy palms.....hmmm...nope. That turns out to be completely false too.

Where the hell do they get these stupid ideas?