Hi, Mom and sibs!

Have you ever felt like you just can't stand to be with yourself? Well, next time it happens just take your self down to Uncle Dave's Self Storage, take advantage of their special offer (first month free with a six-month contract), and store that pesky self away in a on a 3' by 8' self storage unit until it becomes more agreeable and easy to get along with.

And it you're really tired of your self, just don't pay the rent on the self storage unit and it will be auctioned off to someone who'll probably try to sell it at a flea market.