Hmmm, good idea Noreen, we could try:

1. No stimulation
2. Electronic box
3. Manual
4. The insert-flap-A-into-slot-B normal Friday evening shenanigans
5. The Russell-Crowe-in-his-Gladiator-outfit fantasy aspect
6. The aphrodisical affects of a half bottle of Smirnoff
7. Chocolate.