There once was a comely young lass
Who's orgasms just seem to pass
She took drastic measures
To obtain inner pleasures
By implanting a remote in her ass.
Now she loves all it'll give'er
A push button away from a quiver
And the TV remote
Makes her smile & gloat
And the microwave just makes her shiver.
But one day the batteries went dead
Now she's left with her hubby instead
And it made her think twice
How it's really quite nice
To make beautiful music in bed.
DB.