All supermarkets are shite, aisle after aisle of bloody greasy crisps, cakes, biscuits, rubbery cheap cheese, bread made with the worst flour available, tinned bollix, tasteless heaps of chemical golf-ball tomatoes, rancid fish counters, gallons of fourth-rate milk from sad cows and even sadder farmers, fridges full of junk ready meals and meat you wouldn't give your cat, four-quid Belsen-house chickens and burgers and bangers that will give you cancer, junk Californian Echo bloody Falls wine, you name it. At least there's always Morrisons Nero d'Avola...

..and Cricket St Thomas Lubborn Creamery Camembert...

Damn...