This DOES lead to music. Come on, tell-- how many of you couples make up songs, in bed, afterwards? Parodies on whatever happened that day?

Therefore to balance the woman's ass, there should be an implant for the other cheek with a record function to capture the vocalizations and after-songs.

Thats' why we differ from rats. They don't care about the songs at all.

Is this why the neighbors' garage door keeps going up and down all night long?!?!?! I thought science had solved that signal leakage problem. Oh yeah.

And what happens if you push what should be your wife's button, but your neighbor's wife comes? Is that considered cheating? "Honey, I SWEAR that was just signal leakage!" "Yeah right, I'm sure it was just your signal that was leaking all over the place...."

Didja hear about the Olympic athlete? She thought it was a stopwatch, but when her coach pressed the button, she came running.

~S~