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There is a statue of a large man wearing a cowboy hat in the centre of Dundee which demonstrates that the famed tales of this desperado originate somewhere in the U S of A, and not in the mind of the sensationalist ands commercially motivated hacks. How could an outsider have known that he loved cow pie? How could a mere desk-jockey have known that hipster beards are not a modern phenomenon but date back at least until the age of the scabbards in the Hermitage Museum in Russia?

Now until you answer my points we are done here :)