Burn baby Burn...disco inferno...

I'm not having a funeral. bagged and burned, that's all I've specified. No thanksgiving for the life of bollocks....Absolutely no memorial concert.

There is a company that will do that for a few hundred quid. If they cash my premium bonds , it should cover that.

Most people I went to college with can't remember me. I am obviously fairly unmemorable. What's the point of having a roomful of idiots going on as though you were the greatest thing since Ernie Ball guitar strings.