Mudcat - A Short Play

Bill - Oh I like folk music and here's a handy looking website
Fred - Hello Bill, welcome on board
Bill - Thanks Fred. Where do you think the old ballad 'Jumping Bananas' originated?
Fred - I think you're an absolute idiot
Bill - Well, I think you smell
Fred - No, YOU smell
Bill - No, YOU smell
Fred - No, YOU smell
Bill - No, YOU smell
Fred - No, YOU smell
Bill - No, YOU smell
Dick - NO YOU SMELL CANT YOU UNDERSTAND TAH,,T

Joe Offer - That's enough smelling now, boys

Curtain Closes: The End.

Look out for the follow-up: Ewan MacColl, where we discover our hero had a smell that wasn't his.

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That's enough smelling, boys. We're bored. Stay on topic.
-Joe Offer-