My Grandpa sang me a similar song to the tune of ‘My little girl, you know I love you’:

My little girl, she has a glass eye,
That she rolls across the floor.
My little girl, she has a wooden leg,
That she hangs behind the door.
My little, she has some false teeth,
That she puts them on the chair.
My little girl, you know I love you,
But you’re scattered everywhere!