Heres a spoiler.. after the nuclear apocaplypse has laid waste to humanity
and most all lifeforms on our planet..

..all that will survive will be cockroaches and The bloody Archers...

A game in my house - wherever you are, upstairs or down,
you must run to switch the radio off before the Archers theme ends and the first word is spoken...
Being sat on the bog at that moment is a terrifying prospect...